Wednesday 23 September 2009

I have a funny itching feeling in my claws today...

I have actually thought of a brilliant addition to the judging panel. Claudia!

Well why not? Claudia is actually brilliant at live TV, can do sympathetic and "viewer's friend" when needed, and is actually so delightfully ditsy that you really do not know what she will say or do next. Much more fun and less predictable than Bruno waving various body parts in the air.

She is genuinely more articulate and witty than any of the current members of the panel.

Knowledge? Is that necessary to be a judge?

Well, if Alesha (soon to lose her title of "my favourite SCD contestant of all time") can boast four months tuition from a world champion, well then our Claude can boast 5 series of master classes with Len. Sod having to go out and perform in front of millions, Claudia has had to take her very first faltering attempts at all the dances in front of a couple of million.

And just one more thing before I head out the cat flap, reference the Radio Times. A little less time preening in pretty dresses, a bit more time practising your witty one-liners, non?

Miaow for now

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